In our regular website feature, a Morton player gives both an insight into his career and the inside scoop on his Ton team-mates by answering a series of questions posed by media officer Jonathan Mitchell.
Full Name: Scott Tiffoney.
Time at Morton: I’ve been with with the club since under-17 level [five years].
Any targets set for this season: I don’t set any specific targets really.
Greatest achievement in football: The goal I scored against Dundee United at Tannadice this season.
Best ground you’ve played at: Hampden, in the Betfred Cup semi-final against Aberdeen last season.
Favourite Band/Musician: In the tunes before games, Gary McF is a regular on my playlist.
Favourite Food: Italian.
Choose any three people to go on a night out with and tell us why: Conor Brennan. He has a black card for everywhere and anywhere.
Boab McHugh has a slight hands-in-the-air dance when he’s out which I enjoy.
Jai. You might not know if he will show up, but when his mum lets him, he would be there.
If you could swap lives with any team-mate for a week, who would it be and why: Forbesy always says he’s in a rush and I would love to know what for.
Fastest team-mate: Doyle loves runnin’. Jai’s also quick.
Slowest team-mate: Big Nasty [Tam O’Ware].
Most skilful team-mate: Mark Russell has a few megs in him.
Best Dresser: Tids. Ten minutes in Tenerife and a haircut. Always looks fresh every week. Lamie also puts in an effort most days.
Worst Dresser: Jeebsy [Gary Harkins]. Came in dressed as a human Costa cup once, all red with ‘barista’ on the back.
Team Hardman: Strappy. He wears joggies to training so he can slide tackle.
Best Trainer: Michael Doyle always tries his hardest.
Worst Trainer: Depends what day, so I’ll leave this clear.
Best Dancer: No one. Jai and Tam think they’re good, though.
Biggest Joker: Marky [Russell] and Murdo [Andy Murdoch] get the blame for most of the things. Gaz [Oliver] also thinks he’s a joker too.
Most intelligent team-mate: Jack Iredale can speak Australian, so he would be up there. Big Thommo too.
Least intelligent team-mate: Frank Ross believed Tam rejected a paintball scholarship in America when he was 16.
Biggest Moaner: Lee [Kilday] is always moody. Moans about his lunch most days.
Tightest team-mate: Ricki Lamie. He always takes the leftover cakes home on a Friday.
If you could pick a wish for a team-mate, what would it be and for whom: Forbesy to get a PlayStation so he could get involved in playing Fortnite.
Image: David Bell